You know you've played too much WoW when...

You wonder why you can't enchant your clothes to give you more stamina!

When the microwave goes ding and you think you leveled!

When you try to cast Tame Beast on your cat.

When your child is born. You say "W00t! Is there an officer to add her to the guild?

It takes you 18 hours to do your taxes yet you know off the top of your head how much DPS you'll gain from one point of Dagger Specialization and two points of Dual Wield.

When you cut your arm off and attempt to eat a cookie to heal yourself o.o

When you see roadkill you stop to skin it

you cast beast lore on your little brother

Your at the club drinking and you keep wondering why you don't say ...hic! every time you talk!

when you try to pull a crossbow out of your back

You finally get your Darnassus reputation to "exalted," only to find out that your Wife reputation has fallen to "unfriendly."

you attempt to cast vanish while being yelled at by your bf

OMG sonny! that one was AWESOME!!!
oh and.......

You think your cell phone is an off hand!

you drink something, hoping to get a "well fed" buff.

when you yell you think the entire town can hear you

When you mom walks in on you wanking off to an undead female.

* You are in the forest and see a bear and you try to make him your pet.
* You yell “LFG” when being picked for sports teams.
* You inspect people’s clothing to see if they are enchanted.
* You don’t know someone’s name and you look above their head.
* You go to a funeral and you try to loot the corpse.
* You pass a cop and wonder if you just aggroed him.
* You ask a store clerk how much you can sell your shoes for.
* You buy a bag from the store and you check to see how many slots it has.
* You visit airports just to get more flight paths.
* You ask to be Master Looter when shopping at the mall.
* You wonder if real wolves have belts and shoes on them.
* You pick up a rock and try to use it as a hearthstone.
* Talking cows and zombies don’t scare you.
* You brag to your friends that your belt gives you +5 stamina.
* You think life ends at age 70.
* You ask the nearest police officer where the closet weapon vendor is.
* You try to book a trip to Azeroth.
* You walk into a bar and ask for Stratholm Holy Water.
* You get mad when you’re not allowed to deposit your weapons in the bank.
* You run around the streets wearing nothing but underwear, shouting “GOLD PLS!”
* You buy a horse on your 40th birthday.
* You buy an even better horse on your 60th birthday.
* You buy a small plane on your 70th birthday.
* You climb on top of your mailbox and dance.
* You are still reading this.
* You go to a car dealer and ask whether the cars will increase your speed by 60% or by 100%.
* You ask whether mithril spurs are an option.
* You try to find a Mini Diablo at the local pet store.
* You walk to the next nearest city so you can fly there next time.
* You stop wondering why your backpack can hold 16 pairs of boots, but can’t hold 17 rings.
* You go to a park and pick flowers to improve your Herbalism skill.
* You start mining stones.
* You melt pennies and try to turn them into copper bars.
* Someone asks you where something is and you yell at them to look it up on thottbot.
* You ignore a level 60 demon, but remember when you ran screaming from a level 5 bear.
* You ride the bus to work, telling everyone that you’re saving up for your epic mount.
* On blah wintery days, you wish you could type “.wchange 0 0″ to make the sun come out.
* You rip your pants and try to have them fixed at a blacksmith shop.
* You install your own MaNGOS server just so you can play on Tuesday mornings.
* You look for the NumLock button when driving in your car.
* No matter what you’re doing on your computer, you first put three fingers on the A, W, and D keys.
* You drink ten cans of RedBull to increase your run speed by 30%.
* You ask everyone you meet, “Wanna join my guild?”
* Someone asks you to pick up something for them and you say “Inventory is Full.”
* You take the subway and wish it had an underground aquarium.
* You start expecting rewards for doing work.
* A beautiful girl asks you out on a date. You refuse because your guild is doing a Naxx raid.
* You didn’t think the World of Warcraft South Park episode was all that funny.
* You check your in-game mail to see how your auctions are doing before you check your email.
* When you see “Wow” in advertisements, you wonder why they got the capitalization wrong.
* Having read this, you now want to play.

your powers turned off.

# If you stay a lot in a city, in the belief that your reputation will grow and make Coca Cola and game cards cheaper!
# If the only time you get outside of your house is when you need to buy game cards
# If you still play it
# If you have got more than one character to play
# If you come to the point where you need a mana break
# If you think it’s nice that the street doesn’t lag be course of the huge amount of people
# If words like gank, pwn, and aggro is some of the words you use daily
# If you’ve had nightmares which involved Death Knights, Murlocs, Hunters, or Gnome Rogues
# If you talk with person and want to add him or her to your friend list.
# If you get symptoms
# If you, at a party, hear a song that you listened to while playing WoW yesterday and after that can’t get WoW out of your head.
# If you’ve tried to get a date with Jaina Proudmoore
# If you’ve walked into a church and asked the priest to heal your headache
# If you’ve tried to raid K-Mart to have dinner
# If you yell “/ guild” before you speak with someone from your family
# If you ask a cop where you can buy a mount
# If you try to use stealth to sneak into the girls changing rooms at school
# If you fall into the water saying shit, my levitate but be on cool-down.”
# If you say “/ dance” at every party
# If you ask random people “Can I plz have some g for potion?”
# If you have tried any of listed above!

You know almost all the staff on your private server

You fall of the roof break a bone and scream wheres my damn shaman!

you belive dying is a everyday thing